$$~Its been what, almost six months since I've actually spoke?~$$
$$~Bam, Money pops up in the FWF to team with Mr.Sadistic only to be fired right after the match, and for what? It was said he wasn't doing his job but damn it, if my eyes and memory serves me correctly the Money Man was in the house, he kicked some ass, and he sent all of those peons who payed the outragous price for a ticket to attend FWF Circle's End home happy.....~$$
$$~Do you know what the funny thing was tho?~$$
$$~The funny thing was that once the problem was pointed out and the conflict was settled the Money Man was still shund away by the front offices of the FWF.....spat on you could say, looked down about as a joke....but the true joke is the fact that the only reason Money was fired from the FWF was fear.....Ever since Money won the FWF title the black suits in the front office had it in for him....The guys up in the front offices didn't want a guy who talked to a shirt, who was a sadist, and had an openly gay man as his manager....they didn't want that for their federation oh no....So who did they put infront of Money, why ofcourse his best friend....Brock Williams....Money and Brock made up one of the greatest FWF Tag Teams in the history of the federation....Something so great, something that no one could controll had to be torn apart...banished....so what better way to accomplish the very feat than to dangle the FWF Championship between to two men like bait.....Toss in NRG and Ranma Saotome, right there you have one hell of a fucking explosion.....Ranma went on to take the title from Money.....the FWF was finally happy and it showed because in most cases the former champion would soon recieve his deserving rematch....but that never came .....The same applies for Justin Sane....he too got the shaft....Chaos.....and thats why they're here and hell thats why I'm here....Sure collecting a pay check from microsoft has its perks but lets be honest with one another....This is Straight Money we're talking about here....he don't need no stinkin pay check. Money came here for one reason and thats to succeed....to get his rightful dues, and to no longer be shafted by the higher ups....its time that his talent resources become tapped....used to take down the evil "Goldman Empired" that being the very federation that ripped his friendship apart....broke him down....and tossed him away like garbage....that being the F...W...F~$$
$$~So why the IWF?~$$
$$~Why the IWF over every other federation out there right now?~$$
$$~Why not GWA?~$$
$$~RWF?~$$
$$~What makes the IDUB so special, its the simple fact that we have history.....sure there is history between Money and the RWF....Sure GWA has more than enough reasons to take down the FWF but the IWF...ahhhh...Money knows this place like the back of his hand, he used to run it ya know! Plus ya can't forget the fact that there are so many faces that the Money Man has seen before....so many sparks available to rekindle....take last Saturday night for example....~$$
$$~Did you think Money had forgetton you?~$$
$$~How long has it been Joe, almost a year since you and Money have crossed paths?~$$
$$~Like a coward you ran~$$
$$~After getting a VERY cheap win over Money, Brock, and Ricky Conway your monkey ass ran like alittle bitch.....you crawled back up Perfecto's ass, hibernating one might guess....saving up enough strength to one day return and annoy even more with useless and moronic humor...but don't get me wrong, I'm glad you're back because now...once and for all this rivalry can be finished......one way...or another....And it all begins with this coming Saturday. Joe, you and Imperfecto have the chance to extract abit of payback. Money smashed your head pretty damn good with that monitor....just a friendly welcome back, don't take offence! This weekend however will be a different story, THC and $traight Money represent Team Microsoft....there will be no need for tv monitors or a welcome back commitee, its going to be a straight up (No pun intended) wrestling match with Team Microsoft coming out on top, no not by using crude humor or foriegn objects but simply using the one and only weapon needed....our brains. Jobber, we all know you're not the smartest dog in the kennel, you have a mexican for a partner for christs sake, we all know that this guy'll smoke doobies while eating chimmi chongas to the tune of La Cocaroacha....Coming back to IDUB was the worst mistake you could have ever possibly made, this once was your playground but now Money shall make it his duty to turn your playground....into a living hell and THAT....you can take....to the bank!~$$
=Welcome back.....Welcome back....Welcome back=
$$~The scene opens inside "Party Favors and More". Money stands patiently at the counter searching through a large portfolio. His face lights up after each flip of the page more so on the following than the previous. Finally a smile as big as Texas covers the Money Man's face, with his finger hold the page down firmly he calls over an assistant....he can hardley talk with all of the excitement built inside...After stuttering his first few words he regains his speech, then proceeds with the assistant...~$$
Money--So this thing will hold?
Assistant--Yes sir, I'm pretty sure it will...
Money--*Wacky eye* Pretty sure?
Assistant--*Wacky eye right back* I'm pretty sure...
Money--How sure?
Assistant--Pretty Sure....
Money--Just how sure is pretty sure?
Assistant--*Irritated* How sure do you think pretty sure is sir?
Money--*Thinking*....Hmmmm...Like 100% money back guaranteed pretty sure?
Assistant--*Rolling her eyes* All sales are final....once the cake is eaten then thats it....
Money--*Slamming his hand on the front desk*....EATING IT? I just wanna know if the damn thing will hold ma'am....
Assistant--*Tired of his antics*Hold what sir?
Money--You know....
Assistant--No...
Money--*Chuckles* Yea you do...
Assistant--*Frustraited* NO...I DON'T....
Money--*Backs up a few steps as he stares at the clerk*...GEEZ....someones moody, listen...I'll take it....but one more question...
Assistant--Yes?
Money--Would you bet your life on this cake holding up?
Assistant--No....
Money--Your child's?
Assistant--No...
Money--Dog, Cat, or Mother?
Assistant--SIR?!?!?
Money--Ok Ok...I'll take it....But could you have it say WELCOME BACK JOBBER...and I need it by saturday....thanks...you've been a doll!
$$~Money smiles and winks at the agravated young ladie....Money turns and walks outside soon reaching in his back pocket, he pulls out his cell phone, hits a few buttons, then waits for an answer which he soon gets from someone not heard on camera....~$$
Money--Yea, everything is set....
=Pause=
Money--Thats fine...just nothing toooo ya know...YOU.....
=Pause=
Money--*Begins to laugh*.....When are you ever too YOU?....I can't believe ya just asked me that....just be ready for the spotlight....this will be one surprise Jobba The Runt will never forget....yea...same to ya....later!
$$~Money ends the conversation then smiles as he closes his phone~$$
Money--Welcome back....Welcome back....Welcome back.........Man I've missed this!
$$~With a wink and the gun, Money ends this promo....with a bang~$$